ATTN: MAGICIANS WHO OWN TIM GABRIELSON & JIM FLAGG'S STRETCHING THE TRUTH ROUTINE

see why professional magicians are ditching real crackers & going fake!

you'll never have to buy crackers ever again!

👆 Actual finished animal crackers & box design.👆

*Not actual size.

Subject: Reignite Your "Stretching the Truth" Routine with these Fake Animal Crackers

Dear Fellow Magician,

Tired of wasting money on real animal crackers that go stale, break & crumble? Ever had a volunteer struggle to recognize the animal because the cracker was poorly made?

Believe it or not, even animal crackers have an expiration date! With our new professional fake animal crackers, you’ll never have to buy another box again, & your volunteers will always know exactly which animal they’ve chosen.

If it’s been a while since you last performed the "Stretching the Truth" routine, now is the perfect time to dust off your sketch pad & bring this fun & magical routine back to the stage. With these realistic, durable fake animal crackers, performing this classic trick is easier than ever, & your audience won’t even realize they’re not the real thing!

The Story Behind the Crackers

The idea for these professional fake animal crackers came out of pure frustration. I was constantly running out to buy real animal crackers, & the last time I tried to find enough giraffes for my routine, I ended up buying 10 bags just to get 8 usable giraffes. Three of them were so broken that they had to be super glued back together! In Canada, each bag costs about $3, so I spent $30 for a nearly complete set that wouldn’t even last me through the year.

Animal crackers only last about 6-9 months before they go stale, & they break so easily, it’s almost impossible to keep a good set. The worst part? Sometimes volunteers had to squint and really examine the cracker just to figure out what animal they were holding. I knew I needed to switch to fake crackers, but finding them was a whole new challenge. After scouring the internet, I found only a few Etsy shops that sold fake animal crackers, but none of them looked right, & they only came in mixed sets. I could never get a dozen giraffes, which is what I really needed. That’s when my wife suggested we make them ourselves—& the rest is history.

How We Made Them & Why You Don’t Want To

Creating these fake animal crackers was no small feat. We spent countless hours researching how to make molds & finding the best materials to use. It wasn’t cheap either—we easily spent over $200 trying out different products to get the process just right. First, we had to buy a variety of animal crackers to find the perfect shapes. After choosing the right ones, we had to purchase even more bags just to get enough giraffes to cast a mold from. Then came the mold-making process, which required containers, mold-making supplies, & resin to create the crackers. We also had to buy several different paints to get the colour exactly right.

The process of making the molds & casting the crackers out of resin takes several days. And that’s just the start. My wife, who did 99.9% of the work, hand-painted each cracker to make them look incredible. But we didn’t stop there. She also blended a secret ingredient into the paint to give the back of the crackers the exact texture of real animal crackers. This way, when your volunteers reach into the bag, the crackers will feel authentic, & you can perform with confidence, knowing they won’t suspect a thing.

Sure, we could’ve just spray-painted them ivory & hoped they passed under the radar, but as a professional magician, I expect more—& I believe you do too. If these crackers had been available with the original trick, I would’ve bought them in a heartbeat instead of going through this grueling process. Now, I never have to worry about buying crackers again, & neither will you. With this set, you can get back to performing without hesitation!

These were originally crafted just for my own shows, but they turned out too good not to share. However, due to the time-intensive process, our stock is extremely limited, & we don’t know if we’ll make them available again.

Don’t miss out on this extraordinary opportunity to enhance your magic & ensure your performances are always at their best.

Order your Bailey's Fake Animal Crackers Bundle today!

Elevate your magic with props made for professionals.

Magically Yours,

The Product

This professional set of 36 realistic fake animal crackers is meticulously crafted to elevate your 'Stretching the Truth' performance. The set includes 18 mixed crackers (lions, camels, elephants & tigers,) & 18 giraffe crackers (the force).

During your performance, your volunteers will only handle these fake crackers, so there's no chance of comparison with the real ones, however, we still wanted these crackers to look, feel & smell as close to the real ones as possible!

That’s why we molded them from a popular animal crackers brand. Weighing approx 7 grams each—slightly more than the real thing—these crackers are made from durable resin & hand-painted with a custom paint mix. We've added a secret ingredient to the back for an authentic rough texture, & a special top coat protects against chipping. Plus, each cracker is infused with a cookie scent to enhance the illusion.

Here's what you get when you order today:

Professional Animal Cracker Set

These crackers are casted out of resin, hand painted & then given a special top coat to protect from chipping.

The set includes 18 mixed crackers (lions, camels, elephants & tigers,) & 18 giraffe crackers (the force).

$140 Value

Durable Custom Box & Deceptive Force Bag Inserts

We couldn't find a quality animal cracker box, so we custom-designed one to replicate the popular brand's foil bags, but in a durable, laminated box that lasts longer. This bonus includes one of these custom boxes and two clear force bag inserts. The inserts use a special process—no more taping bags together-& are so deceptive, they can even be used on their own without the box if needed.

$30 Value

Magnetic Elephant Gimmick

This bonus gimmick features a hidden magnet that unlocks a range of additional routines. Perfect for performing tricks like the vanishing elephant with your Raven gimmick or the classic "which hand" routine using your favourite magnet detector, such as Flux. (Please note: Raven and Flux are not included. - obviously!)

$20 Value

Crumb Convincers

Our bonus, fake cracker crumbs, enhances realism by mimicking the broken crumbs found in real cracker boxes. Crafted with the same meticulous process as our full fake animal crackers, these crumbs replicate the broken bits you'd find in a real box. We provide a small batch to scatter inside both sides of the force bag, giving your volunteers the sensation of reaching into a genuine box of crackers.

$25 Value

Animal Cracker Jokes

Boost the fun with our "Animal Cracker Jokes" bonus! This one-page set of cracker- themed jokes adds extra laughs to your already funny routine, ensuring your audience stays entertained & engaged throughout your performance.

$10 Value

Extra Crackers

We also include an extra 10 fake crackers-5 giraffes and 5 mixed animals-as part of the bonus. While these crackers are highly durable, having a few backups ensures

you're always prepared, even if you happen to lose one or two.

$45 Value

DIY Clear force bags tutorial video

Learn the art of making your own clear force bags with our exclusive video tutorial. Instead of spending $15-$30 each at magic stores, discover the advanced technique for creating these bags yourself— with no glue or tape.

$20 Value

Free Shipping

Enjoy free shipping to both Canada and the USA with this bonus! We don't like paying for shipping either, so we've covered the costs to make it easier for you to get your order delivered with no extra charges.

$25 Value

Total Value: $325.00

Buy Now For Only:

$125!

2 Year Warranty

Priceless

I want you to feel absolutely confident & excited about purchasing my fake animal crackers! That’s why I offer my personal guarantee: if for any reason you're not completely happy with them, you have 30 days after receiving your order to return them for a full refund . No questions asked. But that's not all—I’m so confident in the quality of these crackers that I also provide a 2 year warranty . If, through regular use, any of your fake animal crackers break, simply send the broken pieces back to me, & I’ll replace them at no cost to you. I am certain that when you receive these beautifully crafted , fun crackers, you will be 100% thrilled & proud to own and use such a professional product.

The Process

Getting the Materials

After each mould was poured, they had to cure for 10 hrs. After curing, each mould was cleaned up to get ready for resin.

Pouring the Moulds

After each mould was poured, they had to cure for 10 hrs. After curing, each mould was cleaned up to get ready for resin.

Prepping the Moulds

After each mould was poured, they had to cure for 10 hrs. After curing, each mould was cleaned up to get ready for resin.

Pouring the Resin

We used a slow curing 2-part resin that takes around 24 hrs. to fully cure.

Prepping the Crackers

After each cracker was de-moulded, they had to be trimmed of excess resin & sanded to get ready for painting.

Painting & Sealing

Each cracker was handprinted with a custom blend of paint, shaded to give each one more dimension. Then sealed to prevent chipping.

Designing the Box

We designed our custom animal cracker boxes from scratch, making them a bit wider to ensure your volunteers can easily reach in & pick a cracker. We even photographed our own fake crackers for the most realistic look. The result is a box that mirrors a genuine cracker box perfectly.

Printing & Assembling the Boxes

We handle all printing in-house to ensure each box boasts vibrant, stage-worthy colors. Each box is finished with a durable laminate top & lined with kraft paper on the inside to mimic the look of real cardboard. We meticulously hand-cut, score, & glue each box together, resulting in a product that not only looks just like a genuine box of animal crackers but is also incredibly durable.

Refining the Prototypes

We went through countless prototypes to perfect our final product, carefully refining every detail until we were completely satisfied. Each iteration brought us closer to the ideal design, ensuring that the final version meets our high standards & exceeds your expectations.

Save Yourself the Hassle: Our Complete Fake Animal Cracker Sets are Ready to Go!

Questions We Think You Might Have

How do these compare to real ones?

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What's all included?

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Are these safe for kids to handle?

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Do I need Stretching the Truth?

Yes, you will need to already own the Stretching the Truth routine. This does not include it.

Do they come with any kind of warranty?

I want you to feel absolutely confident & excited about purchasing my fake animal crackers! That’s why I offer my personal guarantee: if for any reason you're not completely happy with them, you have 30 days after receiving your order to return them for a full refund. No questions asked.

But that's not all—I’m so confident in the quality of these crackers that I also provide a 2 year guarantee. If, through regular use, any of your fake animal crackers break, simply send the broken pieces back to me, & I’ll replace them at no cost to you.

I am certain that when you receive these beautifully crafted, fun crackers, you will be 100% thrilled & proud to own and use such a professional product.

How do these enhance the routine?

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How many sets should I buy?

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Can I buy more crackers & boxes?

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Why are they called Bailey's?

Bailey's Animal Crackers" are named after my wife's real last name, which I also proudly took on. Plus, they're a cheeky play on a certain popular animal cracker brand that shall remain nameless!

THE LAST ANIMAL CRACKERS YOU'LL EVER NEED!

ORDER NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

SORRY WE ARE SOLD OUT!

Click here to get on the waitlist (we might make another batch later)

Due to the time-intensive process, our stock is extremely limited , & we don’t know if we’ll make them available again .

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What You Get:

  • 36x Fake Animal Crackers

  • Custom Designed, Durable Cracker Box

  • 2 x Force Bag Inserts

  • 10x Extra Crackers

  • Magnetic Elephant Gimmick

  • Crumb Convincers

  • Animal Cracker Jokes

  • DIY Clear Force Bags Tutorial Video

  • FREE Shipping (Canada & USA)

I want you to feel absolutely confident & excited about purchasing my fake animal crackers! That’s why I offer my personal guarantee: if for any reason you're not completely happy with them, you have 30 days after receiving your order to return them for a full refund. No questions asked. But that's not all—I’m so confident in the quality of these crackers that I also provide a 2 year guarantee. If, through regular use, any of your fake animal crackers break, simply send the broken pieces back to me, & I’ll replace them at no cost to you. I am certain that when you receive these beautifully crafted, fun crackers, you will be 100% thrilled & proud to own and use such a professional product.

Scrolling Straight to the Bottom?

Here’s the scoop: For $125 USD, you’ll get 36 ultra-realistic fake animal crackers, expertly hand-crafted specifically for the "Stretching the Truth" routine. The set includes some cool bonuses like crumb convincers, a custom box, force bag inserts & more! Plus, you get a 2-year warranty & free shipping in the USA and Canada. If you’re in a hurry, grab your set now—but if you have time, click here to check out the details above!

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